Max Bygraves - Singer
Tom and his wife lived in a bungalow in Eastbourne and one sunday morning they had
a terrible row. And Dove, his wife, went off in a terrible huff and arrived at this hotel in
Brighton, where they used to have a sunday morning drink in the hotel bar. Now she's
sitting there having a drink and fifteen minutes later Tom follows on in another cab. Five
minutes from the hotel he takes his clothes off, his jacket, his shirt, his pants everything. Then he's right down to his underwear, all he has is his socks, his long Johns, his suspenders, and he walks through the hotel. All the guests are looking at this fella' and wondering what's going on. He walks into the hotel bar right to where his wife is having a drink. And he says, "Dove where's my clean shirt?"