During his act, Tommy would wear silly items and then make a one line statement about it.
Here are some of my personal favourites
"I don't know why I'm laughing. I've got a sore head."
"I'm so fed up with people picking on me."
"I've been to a stag party."
"Horn-rimmed glasses."
"Oh, I've got a splitting headache."
"I've had a pain here all day."
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