Throughout his career, as a magician, Tommy Cooper came out with an array of funny one liners.


Here are some more of my personal favourites as performed by Tommy himself.

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2000 milk bottles

Aeroplane seating

Ceiling

Chinese waiter

Cold chicken

Doctor visit

Frogs legs

Funny walk

Getting married

Gorilla

Headache

Homesick

Jumbo jet

Limerick

Lobster

Majorca poster

Meal

My feet are killing me

One leg shorter

Red carpet

Water everywhere

Whisky neat


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