Throughout his career, as a magician, Tommy Cooper came out with an array of funny one liners.


Here are some more of my personal favourites as performed by Tommy himself.

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A friend in need

Antique shop

Barbeque

Best wife in England

Boarding house

Broken arm

Dentist trip

Dog and a biscuit

Fashion book

Flying to America

Front door

Getting a dog

Gregory Peck

Greyhound racing

How do you feel tonight?

I'd like to say this

Impresssion

I went to see my doctor

Lie on the couch

Magic wand description

Mind over matter

Rembrandt & Stradivarius

Take an aspirin

Titanic

Watching a fly


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