Throughout his career, as a magician, Tommy Cooper came out with an array of funny one liners.


Here are some more of my personal favourites as performed by Tommy himself.

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A present at 8 years of age

Bad foot

Bill Bailey

Brother

Cavemen talking

Chicken pluck

Chicken chat

Cleaning the attic

Doorstep

Dreaming of a marshmallow

Drive me to her grave

Getting an acting part

Golf

Golfball

Hair in a bun

Horse I backed

Horse riding

Humpty Dumpty on the wall

I love kids

In the sun

Magic trick in Chinese

Majorca, Spain

Motorbike

My boy

My wifes diet

Neighbour's dog

Policeman

Police message

Rockin' horse

Short-sighted bank robber

Smoking in bed

Solitary leaf

Sunbathing

Two weeks off

Visit Margate

Wee Willie Winkle

You'll never walk alone



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