If there was another saloon
Rough looking lot here.
I'd be there sharpish.
Hey mister ! I wouldn't
put a foot wrong
if I were you.
Er..Both my feet are
right, mister. I'm just
standing around.
In that case I'll
have a shot of old
red eye. What are
grinning at?
Who's grinning? I'm
an airing
just giving my teeth
Hic! You dropped
your glass. Can't hold
your liquor, eh?
Thats fighting talk,
Hombre! Draw!
Ooer! Sorry, kid! I never
realised I was loaded.
Fall out
and let me
sleep.
You see Rupturous Dan,
I'm a man so belt up!
Source - Tommy Cooper's Just Like That! - Jokes and Tricks
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